Bored Room

SORRY GUYS!!!

2008-10-07T23:36:00.003+08:00

Can't keep up..

So im having an official blog leave.. haha..

Be back until everything is alright..

I SHALL RETURN!!!

Her story..

2008-09-19T17:57:00.006+08:00

Eto na naman.. pagkalipas ng mahabang panahong walang paramdam..

I think i should call myself a panapanahon or weather weather lang sort of a blogger.. Sana may award sa ganun.. haha..

Mejo indi ako consistent dis past few weeks.. bumibusy busy kuno..

So magkekwento ako ngaun.. at hindi rin tungkol sa akin..

Tungkol to sa bago naming helper sa bahay..

Mabait sya.. mejo maskulada.. mas malakas pa sakin.. kaya nga di ko inaaway.. (bka bugbugin ako..) pero wala rin naman akong dahilan para mangaway kasi mabait naman xa..

Siya ay tubong surigao del sur.. at sa kanya ngang pagpronounce.. ito ay surigao dil sor..

At pag kainan na.. tulad ng nakagawian ng pamilya.. di kami sabay sabay kumain kasi nga indi ito ang nakasanayan kasi di naman talaga kumpleto sa mga oras na iyon.. pero close pa rin ang pamilya..

So ayun na nga.. sumabay ako sakanya ng pagkain ng hapunan.. at tanong lang ako ng tanong.. san sya nakatira.. ano trabaho ng mga magulang nya.. ilan silang magkakapatid.. anu na napuntahan nyang mga lugar dito sa maynila at marami pang iba..

Sabi niya nung una nyang salta sa maynila.. akala niya iniiwan ang tsinelas sa labas ng elevator bago ka pumasok.. sabi ko cge try mu.. haha.. at nahirapan siya ng kaunti na sumakay sa escalator.. ambilis daw at tuloy tuloy..

at naalala ko din na pinabili siya ng tilapia ni mama sa palengke.. akala namin okay na alam na niya ang gagawin..

ang mga sumunod na pangyayari-- nagring ang phone.. ako ang sumagot..
Sabi niya-- hello!
Sabi ko-- oh bakit? (kilala ko boses niya..)
Sabi nya-- uhm.. papakaliskisan ba un tilapia.. (whattaaaa!)
Sabi ko-- malamang naman.. anu gagawin natin sa kaliskis, tumawag ka pa talaga.. (sarcastic)
Sabi niya-- (tumatawa..) indi okay lang libre lang to.. (aba may frends na sya sa palengke..)

At nung tinanong ko uli siya sa ibang pagkakataon.. (kainan time uli..) Sabi nya pumunta sya dito para makatulong sa pamilya nya.. kahit sa tingin ko maliit ang binibigay sa kaniya bilang sweldo.. (i mean.. ung usual na pinapasweldo..) malaking tulong narin yon sa pamilya niya..

Kwento nya na dati daw naglalako siya sa kanila ng ilang kilong isda at binibenta niya sa mga bahay bahay.. at kada kilo, piso lang ang sa kanya..

Sabi ko.. so, ilang kilo dinadala mo.. sabi nya, mga 20 kilos.. minsan 10 kilos..

Halaka.. magbubuhat ka ng ganun at ilalako mo at pagtapos mung mabenta 20 pesos lang ang mauuwi mo.. haist.. buhay nga naman.. pero sabi nya okay na un kesa wala..

Sanay na sanay din siyang maglakad.. ang bahay namin malapit sa legarda station ng lrt at sabi niya mula doon hanggang divisoria (hope u get the picture.. haha..) ang nilalakad niya bago pa makasakay ng pampublikong sasakyan.. kaya pala siya fit na fit tignan.. aun pala ang sikreto..

Nung isang araw nakalimutan magbilin ni mama kung anu ang iluluto na breakfast so pagkagising ko.. ako ang nagpaluto.. at nung sinabi kong halika kain ka na rin..

Sabi niya-- tapos na siya..
Sabi ko-- huh?.. ano kinain mo..
Sabi niya-- kumain na siya ng kanin..
Sabi ko-- anu inulam mo..
Sabi niya-- ung toyo at mantika.. (whattaaaaa.. at lumaki ng di normal ang aking chinitong mata.. haha.. kagulat gulat.. sabi ko-- bakit di ka na lang nagluto..)
Sabi niya-- masarap ang toyo at mantika sa mainit na kanin.. (pero di ko pa rin ma-imagine..) un daw ung kinakain nila sa probinsya pag walang pagkain..
Sabi ko-- anu kaba mahal din naman ang toyo at mantika.. bumili ka na lang ng gulay mura lang naman un sa probinsya..
Sabi niya-- makabili kana ng pisong toyo at pisong mantika na nakalagay sa lalagyan ng ice candy..
Sabi ko-- kasya na ba un..
Sabi niya-- pang tatlong tao na rin un.. (waaaah.. ibig sabihin un pinangsasawsaw ko na toyo, dami ko pa naman maglagay, pwede na sa tatlong tao.. waaaaaaaah..)

And im in disbelief..

Waaaaaah talaga.. Hay, no matter how much i think about how hard life is.. how hard my life is.. wala pa rin pala akong karapatan.. di pa ako dumadating sa ganung sitwasyon.. and i think i should be thankful sa mga blessings na narereceive ko (kasi minsan umaarte pa tayo at sobra pang mapili.. lahat gusto natin makuha..)

Uhm.. Sometimes we shud think about being contented at tumigil na muna sa katatalak na ang hirap na ng buhay.. kung titignan naten.. ung mga tao na un.. andaming luho at kung anu anung nabibili.. pero sinasabi nila na ang hirap na ng buhay.. eh san galing un pambili nila ng luho.. (cguro kasama ako dun.. cguro oo cguro hindi.. pero parang oo ata.. pero parang hindi..)

Basta.. naapreciate ko un pagiging kontento niya sa buhay.. sana lang wag namin siya maimpluwnesyahan.. baka magluho rin eh.. haha.. jowk lang..

JA-NE!!!

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Independence Day

2008-09-03T04:08:00.007+08:00

Haist..

Being independent na cguro ang nasa isip ng mga tao sa edad ko.. (pero di naman lahat.. meron pa rin mga tao na mas pinipili maging palamunin.. awts man pakingan.. palamunin pa rin..)

Pero di yon ang usapan..

Being independent syempre..

Haist.. Di ko alam..

Feeling ko toxic na lahat ng nasa paligid ko.. (opinion ko lang.. akin.. as of the moment..)

Ayoko muna sakanila.. (Selfish mode..)

Gusto ko munang mapagisa..

Okay kaya ang Baguio o Cebu o Davao para magsimula..

To live and work there for a while..

Basta malayo lang ng kaunti sa kanila (pamilya ko at kay mmmm..)

Parang moment of discovery.. o kaya naman survivor mode muna..

Bagong experience.. Bagong mga kaibigan na makikilala..

The usual is tiring.. hanap tayo ng bago..

Kaya lang pag malayo.. walang katulong.. (toinks..)

Ang hirap maglaba ng sandamakmak na damit..

Kahit may downy isang banlaw pa..

And speaking of paglalaba at downy isang banlaw..

Its amazing.. astig.. nagtry kami kung totoo nga na isang banlaw lang..

Aba Aba Aba.. isang banlaw nga lang..

Tipid sa tubig.. Hahaha..

Ayos!

At dito nauwi ang usapan..

Ge DJANA!!!

Jowk Time Muna..

2008-08-27T13:47:00.002+08:00

#1

Bakit hindi lalaki ang nanganganak?

Eh pano mo nga naman palalabasin dun ang bata?!

Ano yun

TOOTHPASTE?!?!?!?

#2

Jinky: Manny darleng, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu anu magandang neym?

Manny: Hmmm.. eh combime na lang naten niyms naten..

"Manky"

#3

PEOPLE: Ang hirap naman ng buhay.

GMA: Konting tiis na lang.

PEOPLE: You mean makakaahon na tayo sa kahirapan?

GMA: Hindi..... masasanay din kayo!

Promise!

#4

Boy: Miss, magsusuot ka ba ng hikaw kung wala kang tenga?

Miss: Syempre hindi!

Boy:Eh ng sing-sing kung wala kang daliri?

Miss: ofcors not!

Boy: eh ba't ka naka-bra?

(Hala... Bastusan!!!)

#5

Banat ng mga manginginom:

"Kung gagawa ako ng alak, pangalan mo ilalagay ko..

Ang lakas mong sumipa eh..

Kaso sa puso ang tama."

(oha oha oha.. mga tumador talaga..)

CHANGE

2008-08-07T00:42:00.009+08:00

Had some fun editing this pic..
From what i know.. They call it chiaroscuro effect..
Correct me if im wrong..

It was sort of a stress releasing habit doing some photoshop once in a while..
It releases creativity that was hidden somewhere..
And its fun to experiment on different things without this baby knowing.. hihi..

MOOD: Patriotic.. (janjanjanjan.. janjanjanjan..)
LISTENING TO: Jason Mraz..
PLAYING: Monopoly Here & Now
EATING: Lucky me with NAPA & Bread..

Well, the truth is, its not bout the editing of the pic that made me blog..
Its about certain things that i don't know.. but im so worried about..
It just came into my mind and i really don't know why..
It made me think while editing this pic of what future can we (the generation of today) give to the generation of tomorrow.. (not so much huh..) (mejo serious mode ata to..)

The Philippines is not in good shape.. economically and politically..
And its not gonna change unless those people in the position are dead.. ooops.. the same as the others are thinking.. coz they just won't abandon the power they have.. though i hope them a natural death (just wanna make that clear..)
Uhm, i don't want to generalize.. maybe some of them are exempted to the word 'those people' (a few i guess..)

I still have my hopes though.. that one day we can be a better nation.. (and im not running for office..) we can make sacrifices now.. but are we willing.. sacrifices not for ourselves to enjoy but for the generations to come.. c'mon its a serious matter whether they will still have food to eat in the coming years or are we putting our country into the africa of the future with our inaction to everything that's happening..

Honestly, i don't have any idea how to start.. but i guess i can start by setting an example (so help me God..) and start within me the change i want to see in this world (thanks Gandhi..)
Well, we cannot blame the government forever.. like what we're doing now.. asking them to change but we know within ourselves that we're also dysfunctional.. micro first before macro.. Change within ourselves first before the world..

They say.. CHANGE is the only permanent thing in the world.. and Gloria Arroyo is second.. hihi.. kiddin..

Its a choice pal.. Change for the better or Change for the worst..

And because this is too long..

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Usapang pera tayo

2008-08-02T11:13:00.005+08:00

Usapang pera ba???

Bagay na ayaw kalikutin ng iba.. ooowwwssss..

Sabi nga nila..

Love of money is the root of all evil..

pero may point din nman ang..

Lack of money is also a root of evil..
(sabi ni tatay na mayaman.. pero di ko tatay.. tatay ng iba..)

WOAH.. im confused..

Matinding Pag-iisip (meron nman bang naisip?)

2008-07-31T01:29:00.009+08:00

Haaaist..

ive been thinking too much lately..

Thinking how to get rich at a young age.. not so young.. pero yung tipong-- how old are you? Im (ekek age) and Im worth millions.. woah.. millionaire ka na at that stupid age of yours.. (OO.. OO lang ang aking isasagot..) or (Yes.. How about you? --- Oh, I think i should never mind.............wahahaha.. ooops.. that's mean..)

I can hear stories of my classmates earning like 10K or 15K or 18K.. for newly grads ah.. its big na rin.. and their taxes are big too.. and their spendings are bigger than big.. and at the end of the month theyre back to zero.. (pinayayaman ang boss.. pinalalaki ang makukurakot ng gobyerno.. haha bitter..) I don't know.. pero wala akong inggit na nararamdaman kahit magkano pa ang salary nila every month.. and i was thinking that i dont want to live that kind of cycle.. work for money to survive.. cguro for experience, pwede.. pero if i want to live in a comfortable and secured life later in the future.. i should breakaway from the pack.. tama o super tama..

Well, ayoko din naman mag magaling.. Bummer for months now.. i tried looking for a job but there's something that draws me back.. and its telling me to think about the choices ill make.. no matter how long it takes.. (wow time consuming na pag-iisip.. walang sinabi si time is gold dito.. haha.. panalo si patience is a virtue.. wahaha..) pero aun my dad is telling me i should find a job.. and then magipon.. sabi ko naman.. ok ka lang.. baka manghingi pa ako ng extra money.. haha..

So came the plan.. pero akin na lang un.. im nearly there.. option #1..sana mautangan si lolo.. alam nyo naman ang mga matatanda.. kala nyo matanda na.. pero marami pa yang nakabaon na yamashita treasure.. kaya ill try to convince him with a proposal.. (naks.. gumaganon.. courage please.. haha..) if it didn't work.. di lang naman siya ang matandang may nakatagong yamashita treasure.. another option.. keep a day time job tapos may ganito pa.. if it didnt work na naman..basta.. don't give up.. its the start of something new.. (it feels so right.. na nana nana...)

And if ever maging failure to.. (the best thing in that thing is.. the learning i got from the experience..) bata pa.. pwede uling mag start.. pero im positive that itll be ok.. Be Optimistic baby!

C'mon.. unleash the entrepreneurial spirit within.. YOWN!!!

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WOWAWOW..

2008-07-23T09:09:00.004+08:00

(di kinaya ng computer ang mga pictures kaya words na lang..)

Eba't Ebang SIGNs..

1. BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG TSAKA MOLTA P1000.

2. DON'T PARKING

3. WANTED BOY WAITRESS

4. PONKAN: 5 PESOS PER EACH

5. SWEAT CORN. MAY LUTO.

6. UKAY-UKAY. MORE ON THE 2ND FLOOR (UPSTAIRS)

7. SORRY WERE CLOSE. LUNCH BRAKE.

8. NO URINATING OVER THE WALLS.

WAKANANG BETAMAX 'TO..

NAKAKALOKO..

PUNAS NOSEBLEED MUNA.. HAHA..

AYOS!!

2008-07-23T08:46:00.003+08:00

Im feeling better now.. as of now.. pero ok na nga..

Thanx sa lahat ng mga ayon na yon ninyo sakin.. hihi.. naks Lakas..

Waaaaaah.. OA lang cguro ako.. isang malaking OA.. pero tama naman.. mejo seryoso din naman..

Sickness ko? akin na lang un.. shameful eh.. haha..

At tama.. pray and pray until you're okay!!!

Depressed kuno!

2008-07-19T14:12:00.005+08:00

OH..

Why is life so depressing..

Today you're alive..

The day after tomorrow you're not.. Maybe..

But its the cycle of life..

Wow.. Sickness and diseases are like plague.. -------> coz they are plague..

Haaaaaay.. im asking myself........... waaaaah.. of all the people naman.. why me..

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

Well, people say that prevention is better than cure.. but if you're late in preventing it, you have no choice but to let it be cured.. i mean, you'll find every way the world has just to be cured..

Happy that it can be cured.. but its just depressing.

Im making the act of staring blankly into things a hobby..

Sometimes it would take you a minute before you realize the person beside you is talking to you..

Few times of laughter..

And a chance of doing all the things I enjoy the most.. coz we never know..

Haaaay.. Moments of depression.. less talk.. less social ewan.. more time to reflect (wow, the good part..) and more time to find a direction in life (naks, serious..)

Take note.. di ito nakamamatay.. pero pwede rin kung lumala..

Basta may buhay, aba magpakasaya este may pag-asa.. ayt?!.. hihi.. d;p

*wag masyadong seryosohin.. Baka atakihin.. hihi.. ayos lang ako mga parekoy..

Nyak!!!

2008-07-14T16:40:00.009+08:00

Oh My Gas..

3 days din ako nawalan ng internet connection.. awts..

Asar..

Yoko pa naman sa computer shop kasi andaming usi.. haha..

Pagdota lang masarap sa comp shop..

Aun.. feeling primitive this past few days..

Feeling ko im alone.. wow andrama..

Di makapag-YM sa friends.. di makapagblog.. may klangan iresearch, d ko magawa..

Haist.. That's why i started reading rich dad, poor dad..

Yun na lang ang pinagkaabalahan.. pero kakastart ko pa lang magbasa..

I think its a good read..

Pero marami din naman akong ginawa.. hihi.. alam nyo na.. mga bagay bagay..

Basta im happy na uli kc its back.. and im back..

Wahahahahahahaha..

-------Habang bored..

SHARINGAN KO..

ETO GREEN.. PERO PARANG BLUE..

ETO ORANGE PERO PARANG MEJO RED..

ETO GRAY.. SANA..

Haha.. di naman ako masyadong nawiwili sa pagedit ng mata.. di naman.. di ko sya hobby.. malayo.. di talaga..

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Artificial Eyes..

2008-07-08T17:22:00.006+08:00

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Haaaay.. wala man lang magawa..

Kaya eto..

Ang matagal ko nang pangarap na magkaroon ng blue eyes..

Ayan na.. natupad ng Photoshop.. hihi..

Pabayaan nyo na ung eyebags.. asset ko yan.. haha..

Alam ko rin di yan pantay.. ganun talaga.. pero pag malayo kayo sakin.. pumapantay xa..

Yan ang tinatawag na optical illusion.. naks.. may ganun pa akong nalalaman..

Baka itanong nyo, bakit di ka na lang magcontacts.. Di pwede ang contact lenses.. di naman malabo mata ko..

Sagana ata ko sa carrots at kalabasa..

Kung magaling lang sana ako sa flash.. gagawin ko yan nagbiblink.. hihi.. kumikindat kindat.. ayos.. Apir!!!

Wooohooo.. Haahaa..

2008-07-07T04:30:00.004+08:00

Its 4:30am.. adik na kung adik..

After 5 hours of watching.. whew..

Sa wakas.. haha..

Nanalo rin si RAFA NADAL.. Wooooohoooo..

Wawa si itay kay Roger Federer sya.. kaso natulog na.. di na kinaya..

The best tennis finals to..

Hands down sa kaba.. Hands down sa galing..

Hihi.. nacarried away ako sa laban.. sobra..

At sobrang saya kc ang peborit ko nanalo na rin sa wakas..

CONGRATS RAFA.. Astigin!!!

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Naks.. Nice Kuya!

2008-07-06T01:28:00.011+08:00

Isang bagong kwento.. maikli lang to.. pwamis..

At dahil nga wala pa rin akong work.. or wala pa rin akong nahahanap na gusto ko na work (ang choosy kc..) aun.. 'tigahatid sundo boy' ako ngaun..

Alam nyo naman ang matatanda.. si inay at si itay tumatanda na.. rumurupok na ang mga tuhod kaya atin naman silang alalayan.. hihi.. pero totoo inutusan talaga ko.. xempre masunuring bata.. sabi ko naman YOSH!!!

So hatid sundo ako ng kapatid ko ngaun.. masaya naman.. kasi naglalakad lang ako papunta.. walking distance lang ang school.. nagkakaroon ako ng time na makapagisip isip habang naglalakad.. nagiisip kung anu nga bang buhay ang gusto in the years to come.. xempre tatanong nyo.. ANO NGA BANG BUHAY ANG GUSTO MO?

-- di ko alam ang sagot jan.. pero ang gusto ko maging.. maging isang milyonaryo.. kung kulang pa.. edi bilyonaryo.. problema nga lang kung pano..

So.. aun nagsundo ako nung isang araw tapos nadatnan ko ang bag ng kapatid ko malapit sa gate ng school.. pero wala xa.. tinanong ko ang guard.. lumabas daw.. tanong tanong ko lang sa isip ko.. ang guard ba na ito ay guard.. certified ka ba? paano nyo pinayagan ung bata na lumabas.. babae pa yun.. hanap tuloy ako ng hanap sa labas.. ayun, nakita ko sa isang snack shop at bumibili ng kung anu-ano.. pasaway talaga.. mukhang may pinagmanahan.. hihi..

Umuwi kami at sumakay ng jeep.. kasi ang bigat ng bag nya.. di ko kayang buhatin habang naglalakad.. mga 5 kilos or more ata.. pero ok lang.. top of the class naman ung sis ko kaya kaunting sakripisyo eh worth it naman.. hihi.. at talagang pinagmalaki ko pa.. its in the genes daw.. wahahaha.. ok tama na.. mahangin na maxado.. off na natin ang fan..

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How to lose boredom..

2008-07-01T19:46:00.001+08:00

I look for funny ads pag bored ako..

----->Reposted.. wala pa akong mapost.. wawa naman ako.. busy kuno..

-----> magkekwento ako next time bout dun sa lola kong nabudolbudol.. grabe yun.. hanap lang ako ng time.. haha.. mejo busy eh..

LIST OF Funny ADS..
-----> sa mga nakita na ito.. kunyari di nyo na lang muna nakita.. deal? OK!!

I saw a funny print from olympus, Korea i think..

Fastest autofocus.. Really really focused.. haha..

This one is from BK (CofFee).. Lagot Fernando Jose..

Woah!!! How I wish mom could do this.. haha..

Oh moms.. Never let their toys die.. Woah.. The idea is way out their age.. Tsk Tsk..

Who doesn't love babies.. I mean a baby..

A print ad from stabilo.. Its a mistake you can erase..

Nice and Wireless..

Internet addiction disorder my face..

2008-06-29T02:45:00.000+08:00

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"Wikipedia addiction" redirects here. For the tongue-in-cheek wikipedia page essay, see Wikipedia:Wikipediholic.

Internet addiction disorder (IAD) is a hypothetical disorder originally made as a satirical hoax^[1] by Ivan Goldberg, M.D., in 1995. He took pathological gambling as diagnosed by the DSM-IV as his model for the spoofed description.

Although IAD was meant to be a hoax, it is promoted as a real condition by some supporters. Supporters often divide IAD into subtypes by activity, such as pornography,^[2] overwhelming and immoderate gaming,^[3] inappropriate involvement in online social networking sites or blogging^[4], and Internet shopping addiction.^[5] Activities which, if done in person, would normally be considered troublesome, such as compulsive gambling or shopping, are sometimes called net compulsions.^[6] Others, such as reading or playing computer games, are troubling only to the extent that these activities interfere with normal life.

Problematic computer use or pathological computer use are accepted descriptions for excessive computer use that interferes with daily life. These terms avoid the distracting and divisive term addiction and are not limited to any single cause.

-----> i really don't know much about this.. but sometimes the internet gets in to me that much.. can't stop myself checking my e-mails.. or social networking sites, youtube.. or play online games and stuffs for long hours.. and now blogging.. (hay, my dsl is so fast.. can't blame them that i enjoy it too much.. cguro kung dial-up.. id rather sleep..) so a day is not complete without being in front of the computer.. (though im trying to refrain somehow.. to have at least a free time for my lungs to breath air and not radiation..) but whatever it is that i need to do, a computer should atleast be a part of it.. then seeing this thing that it was called a disorder made me think -- do i have this so called IAD??? (though some people criticize this addiction saying that it is inappropriately named.. meaning, there are deeper psychological reasons behind this addiction..)

Hmmm.. Whatta.. i don't need another disorder from my long list of disorders.. (i.e. too much eating disorder, over sleeping disorder, insomnia, short memory loss everytime disorder, don't know how to save disorder, laugh out loudest disorder, being crazy.. and many more..) but that made me think what are the deeper reasons on why im so stick with the internet..... lalala.. can't find any.. just having fun doing this.. that's all the reason i can find.. baka!

Hope my lil sis could be a bit moderate in playing online games like barbie online and Y8.. (haaay.. mga batang techy.. awts.. napagiwanan.. awts..) well, she's a kid, she should be playing outside with her kalaro and not sticking into a chair for hours playing and playing.. screenagers generation i think.. but put back the classics in playing.. haha.. (pwede.. kaya lang.. di nga ata marunong magpatintero yun eh.. tsk.. tsk..)

Nyweiz.. assess yourself if you have this so called.. IAD.. be scared.. really really scared.. its incurable.. haha.. YOSH!!!

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don beh stopid..

2008-06-29T01:47:00.005+08:00

Sino umaway sayo.. babanatan naten.. SINO?

Kalong kita.. tahan na baby.. banana, you like?

African Asian..

Wow.. matindi na to..

Whoooops.. mas matindi ito.. ano ito.. ang pogi talaga..

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GO PACMAN.. LABYU!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!

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The Obama tag.. he replied..

2008-06-27T01:15:00.001+08:00

Amidst his busy schedule.. he made time.. wow.. im flustered este flattered by his answers....

And this is the Obama tag.. ano leviuqse.. nag reply oh.. haha..

Obama: I can only answer a few.. and Ill answer in such honesty that i can..

1. How am i feeling today? - Clumsy (Fergie) Oh Yeah!

2. What is the best thing about me? - Katawan (Hagibis)

3. How is my life going? - Circle circle dot dot (j.Kennedy)

4. What is some good advice? - Mahirap magmahal ng syota ng iba (APO)

5. How can i make myself happy? - bulaklak (viva hot babes)

6. How does the world see me? - First time (Lifehouse)

7. What will be your message to your celebrity crush? - Burn (Tina Arena)

8. What do i think my current theme song is? - Yes We Can (Will.i.am) (the only genuine answer..)

Remember that..

I moved people from welfare to work..

I cut taxes for working families..

I extended health care for wounded troops..

And if i had the honor of taking the oath of office as president.. It will be in a deep and abiding faith in the coutry i love, Philippines..

Ako for president..

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aba.. tagged daw!

2008-06-25T08:04:00.012+08:00

From chellie.. first tag entry..

Here’s the rule: Answer the questions with song titles (your fave songs or songs that you like to play most of the times). No side comments please. Let the song titles explain your answer.

1.) How am I feeling today?- Unwell (Matchbox20)

2.) Where will I get married?- Somewhere over the rainbow (jason castro..)

3.) What is my best friend’s theme song?- All you need is love (beatles)

4.) What is/was highschool like?- good riddance (green day)

5.) What is the best thing about me?- Habang tumatagal, lalong sumasarap (Tanduay jingle).............. dare me, wahahaha..

6.) How is today going to be?- One sweet day.. (boyz2.. mariah..)

7.) What is in store for this weekend?- Makes me wonder (Maroon5)

8.) What song describes my parents?- kahit maputi na ang buhok ko (rey valera..)

9.) How is my life going?- grow up (simple plan.. wahaha..)

10.) What song will they play at my funeral?- Warrior is a child (Gary Valenciano) -- With Hope (steven curtis chapman..)

11.) How does the world see me?- Superhero (rocksteddy.. LAKAS!!!)

12.) What do my friends really think of me?- procrastinator (sandwich..)

13) Do people secretly lust after me?- God bless you, Mama Mary loves you (FM..)

14.) How can I make myself happy?- Awit ng Barkada (APO..)

15.) What should I do with my life?- Go the distance.. (michael bolton)

16.) Will I ever have children?- Tomorrow (annie the musical)

17.) What is some good advice?- Life is a rollercoaster (ronan keating) -- just gotta ride it!

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?- Waiting on the world to change.. (John Mayer)

19.) What does everyone else think of my current life?- start of something new.. (HS musical.. haha.. bata..)

20.) What type of men/women do you like?- she (elvis costello)

21.) Will you get married?- Someday (Nina)

22.) What should I do with my love life?- Itaktak mo.. (WAHAHA!!)

23.) Where will you live?- Home (Michael Buble)

24.) What will your dying words be?- beh buti nga.. (ooops.. bka msg yan ng mga iiwanan ko.. hihi..)

25.) What will be your message to your enemy?- Nightmare (the world..) death note op.. haha.. jowk lang.. enemy free ako.. hihi..

26.) What will be your 3 wishes if you have a Genie ?- Everything.. (Michael Buble..) -- Somebody to love.. (elliott yamin) NGAK!! -- maraming maraming --> Picha Pie (parokya ni edgar..)

27.) What will be your message to your Celebrity crush - waiting in vain (bob marley.. wahaha.. pwede..)

Your tagged.. Barack Obama, Oprah, Paris Hilton, Fidel Castro, my name is Rain, Prince Charles, Madonna, Spongebob.. at sa lahat ng gustong ma-tag.. kaya nyo to..

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Awareness Test

2008-06-22T13:38:00.001+08:00

How much do you pay attention..

Kakatuwa to.. try nyo panuorin.. haha..

Thought of the day!!!

2008-06-22T13:27:00.004+08:00

"oftentimes, the greatest enemy of present happiness is..

past happiness too well remembered"

Life Changing

2008-06-18T13:00:00.000+08:00

Ang horoscope na ito ang babago sa buhay nyo..

Peksman..

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

--> Sa mga lalaki.. Anu pa nga ba.. Mailap sa iyo ang pag-ibig.. paano naman kasi, puro suntok sa buwan ang mga nililigawan mo.. --> Sa mga babae.. Anu pa nga ba.. Mailap sa iyo ang pag-ibig.. paano naman kasi, puro suntok sa buwan ang mga pinapangarap mo..
(pero nga naman.. walang mawawala kung susubukan..)

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
--> Pangit ka ngayon.. OUCH.. (wag masyadong masaktan dahil ito ay may kadahilanan..) Pangit ka ngayon dahil wala kayong tubig at wisik wisik lamang ang kaya mong gawin.. pero kung meron na kayong tubig at pangit ka pa rin.. ay, labas nako jan.. kasalanan mo na yan..

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
--> Simple lamang.. Makipag-ayos sa taong nakagalit.. wala lang.. for a change!
Tandaan: Ang pusong dalisay ay isang pusong walang galit..

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
--> Maghanda.. Sasama ang tiyan mo ngayon.. dighay ng dighay.. matigas at parang tambol.. tumpak, dyspepsia nga yan..

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
--> Huwag na huwag bibigyan ng kahulugan ang mga pinapakita niya sayo.. hihingi lang yan ng pabor.. Naku! dadaanin ka sa mga pacharm charm at pagpapacute.. pero wag mahuhulog sa bitag na ito.. (Ah, nahulog ka na sa mga ganitong pagpapacute.. 1 point..)

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
--> Maganda ang panahon.. Maganda ang bago mong damit.. Magsimba ka naman.. Ito na ang tamang oras at ang tamang pagkakataon.. Namimiss ka na ni Father at ang super long mong kumpisal..

Libra ( September 23 - October 22)
--> Alisin ang malas.. ipalipat kay Dra. Viki Belo ang balat sa pwet.. magandang ipalipat ito sa pwet ng kagalit..

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
--> Wag magulat o magtaka kung umiiwas ang mga tao sayo.. ayaw lang nila ng mukhang nightmare.. peace!

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
--> Naknakan ng goodlooks ang mga taong pinanganak sa mga araw ng sagittarius.. Ehem.. Kaya naman walang problema ang agos ng swerte.. Ang pag-ibig na mismo ang lumalapit at walang kahirap hirap ang magpa-ibig.. Totoo ito at walang halong biro..

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
--> Smile and say cheeze sa mga nagpapapicture sayo.. WOW.. Kagulat-gulat.. Shrek and Bakekang in the flesh..

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
--> Mag-ingat sa paglalakad ng mag-isa sa gabi.. Baka may makasalubong na taong nagtatanong ng oras at gusto ng good time.. sasabihin niya na mag-isa lamang siya sa apartment niya dahil wala ang mga kasama.. pero wag itong papatulan dahil mananakit ang katawan kinabukasan..

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
--> Hindi ka marunong magbalanse ng buhay trabaho at buhay pag-ibig.. Iniwan ka na niya at ipinagpalit kay dodong.. buti pa si dodong na carwash boy sa kanto maraming time.. May libre shower pa..

Testimonials:

Boy Abunda: Mag-usap tayo kaibigan! Ang masasabi ko lamang ay ang horoscope na ito ang nagpabago sa aking buhay.. Sa kadahilanang punong puno ito ng aral at walang halong kalokohan.. Itataya ko ang aking maliit na pangalan sa horoscope na ito.. hanggang bukas.. mag-usap tayo..

Jolina: Ayos ka sakin.. gusto kita..

Simon Cowell: Well, its not pathetic at all..

Direk Joey Reyes: Bebenta ka!

Mike Enriquez: Magandang hapon mga kapuso at sa blog na ito.. (ehem.. ehem..) excuse me po.. abay ang horoscope na ito nga naman ay talaga namang hindi ko tatantanan..

Osama Bin Laden: (nabasa nya ang horoscope at nagtext)

(ang mga nakasaad ay kathang isip lamang at kung may natamaan.. hindi ko na po iyon kasalanan.. YOSH! WAHAHAHA!)

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Anti-Social..... Ako?

2008-06-13T06:50:00.012+08:00

Anti-Social..

Whatta term..

Anti-Social..... Anu nga ba ang ibig sabihin nun.. Kasi minsan na ngang nasabi na may pagka-masungit daw ako at un na nga.. wala daw social capabilities.. sabi ko naman..... Weh, talaga?

Ganito.. kung baga sa bata.. sila ung mga may dikitaytis.. sakit ng bata na dikit ng dikit sa magulang at di maalis sa tabi nila.. at pag may lumapit sa kanila.. irap agad ang makukuha mo at biglang yakap sa kanilang mommy.. parang ganun daw ang pagiging anti-social.. (haay.. mejo ganun daw ako nung bata sabi ni mami.. eh panu, di ako nakakalabas ng bahay para maglaro.. ayaw ako payagan eh.. gusgusin daw ang mga bata sa labas.. haay.. maprejudice si mami.. wag ganun..) pero maalala ko lang.. mga pinsan kong bata ay parang may ganung disorder.. ayaw sa matatanda.. ayaw sa akin lumapit.. or bka mukha ko lang ang problema.. haha..

Naisip ko lang.. ang pagiging anti-social nga na sinabi nila ay nababagay lamang sa mga arogante (which is.. hindi ako yon..) para rin daw sa mga magaganda at gwapo na namimili ng kakaibiganin.. (syempre gusto nilang kaibigan.. ma-ere din.. haha..) kung wala ka sa nabanggit, parang wala ka naman atang karapatan maging anti-social.. ay.. ako pala.. dahil nga hindi naman ako gwapo at lalong hindi maganda.. siguro na misunderstood lang ako kasi laging mainit sa Pilipinas at nakakainit yon ng ulo kaya akala masungit ako at inaakala nila agad na anti-social ako..

Wala akong karapatan magsungit.. baka parang ganun lang kasi chinito ako (alang konek..) or minsan lang ako ngumiti..

Totoo lang.. di ako naniniwala na bagsak ako pagdating sa pakikihalubilo sa tao.. Sadyang shy lang talaga ako.. (ngak.. bagsak nga.. parang walang pinagkaiba yun ah..) at sa sobrang hiya ko, naalala ko nung elementary, umiyak pa ako para lang wag masali sa presentation.. dahil takot ako sa stage at maraming tao.. Basta nuknukan ng hiya.. pero marunong naman ako magsalita..

Naisip ko lang.. meron kasing mga tao na super daldal at parang minamani lang ang mga ganitong bagay.. parang sis ko na buhay nya na ang makimingle sa mga tao.. kilala nya at kaya nya maging close hanggang sa 3rd level ng friends ng friends nya.. which is ako.. dun bagsak.. di rin kasi ako mahilig sa mga social events at ewan ko kung bakit nalulunod ako pag maraming tao..

At nung college ako block section kami from 1st year to 4th year.. and mga classmates ko lang nakakausap ko.. so ayon.. nung 3rd year lang ako nakakilala ng ibang tao from other section.. i mean.. may kilala ako.. pero yung dumami ang kilala.. at lagi mo na sila kinakausap.. 3rd year lang talaga.. yung iba kasi.. 1st year college pa lang may kilala na agad sila sa 4th year and other years.. eh ako patay na bata.. kaya malabo.. haha..

Siguro nasanay lang talaga ako na indi exposed sa maraming tao at masyadong exposed sa sarili kong mundo.. haha.. oo wag ka magulat.. may sarili akong mundo.. though im coping up.. im opening my doors to people i don't usually know or usually talk to.. and im attending a bit more social gatherings than before.. siguro nga cure din yung maexpose ka sa mga bagay na di mo naman usual na ginagawa.. siguro naging secure lang ako masyado sa comfort zone ko (which is ung sarili kong mundo) and natrap ako dun.. haaaay..

Pero ngayon, masasabi ko naman na nagimprove na ung shyness level ko.. mejo bumaba na.. YOSH! WAHAHA!

Basta magiging people person na ako.. for a change.. haha..

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Ayawko Gustoko (Round 5)

2008-06-11T14:06:00.005+08:00

Sa larangan ng Telecommunications..

Abot mo ang mundo..

Kahit smart buddy pa si Piolo..

VS

I hate to say this to smart users pero mejo may pagka.. mejo mejo lang naman.. mejo may pagka Globe bias ako eh.. di ako nagtetext sa mga smart users.. sorry po..

Eto ang kwento..
Naiinis ako sa service ng smart.. once na rin ako naging smart user pero di ko talaga gusto service nila.. ewan ko kung bakit.. pero minsan kumakain ng load.. minsan ang hirap magtext.. though di ko alam kung ganun pa rin hanggang ngayon kasi matagal ng panahon un..

(Take note: di ako manipulative..)
3rd yr. and 4th yr. -- president ako ng class.. so every announcements and news na kailangan malaman ng klase lahat galing sa akin.. eh di ako natetext sa smart.. wawa naman sila..
so what i did is.. pinag globe ko sila.. though di naman ako nagpwersa ng tao na mag-globe..
pero kung gusto nyo agad makareceive ng urgent news and announcements regarding sa happenings sa klase.. sa globe lang ako magtetext.. after nun.. tumaas ang globe users sa room.. naging 2/3 ng population ang nag globe.. haha

wala lang.. naikwento ko lang..

Ayawko Gustoko (Round 4)

2008-06-11T13:30:00.006+08:00

Ang Matindi.. Mainit.. At di mamatay matay na network wars..

Sino pick ko..

VS

Network wars.. pinanganak ako hanggang paglaki.. eto na ang dalawang tv networks na nagaagawan sa pwesto ng kung sino ang mas magaling..
Pareho naman nilang naprove na may ibubuga sila pagdating sa shows na meron sila..
Actually, di ako tv addict.. and i don't take sides.. kung kapamilya ba or kapuso ba.. and many people would ask you that.. ano-- kapamilya ka ba or kapuso.. even sa room namen.. naalala ko, diskusyon yan ng klase.. with matching pagtatanggol sa kani kanilang favorite na tv station..
at siraan portion sa mga artista ng bawat tv station..

Well, my opinion for this is id go with the quality of the show that they are offering..
out dun yung gma ba yung show or abs-cbn ba ang gumawa ng show..
We should demand it from them..

And dun sa mga di nakakaalam.. ang GMA po ay pasaway.. (no offense meant..)
ang commercials na pinapalabas nila ay ubod ng dami.. talo tayo dun mga guys.. ang watching hours naten for the shows ay parang kinompress para lang magbigay daan sa mas malaking income.. di dapat ganun..

Ang ABS-CBN naman.. sana lang they know how to respect contracts before magpirate ng talent ng iba.. di ba..

So ang pick ko.. Nickelodeon na lang.. mas masaya pa.. haha..

(bawal away ha..)

Ayawko Gustoko (Round 3)

2008-06-11T13:18:00.007+08:00

Ang hirap naman ng bored..

O eto..

VS

(hiniram ko lang ang pic.. di po akin yan..)

m&m's o nips.. totoo lang.. di ako mahilig sa chocolates..
at ang chocolates sa bahay tulad ng laging padala na cadbury, toblerone at Hershey's ay umaabot ng 2weeks to 1month sa loob ng ref.. except na lang kung my almonds, hazelnut, macadamia at kung anu anu pang nuts.. ayun, madali un maubos.. kaya nga pag may bisita.. sa kanila namin pinapakain..

Sa dalawang to.. nips ako syempre.. masyadong matamis sa akin ang m&m's.. yung nips tama sa panlasa ng pinoy kong dila.. haha.. parang goya lang ang laman.. ahihi..

Ayawko Gustoko (Round 2)

2008-06-11T13:06:00.007+08:00

Tayo ay tumungo sa Round 2

GOMU GOMU NO!

Waaaah..

Ito ay sa pagitan ng mga peborit kong anime..

VS

Ang hirap pumili..
Parang nauna ang naruto kaya una ko syang naging peborit..
Alala ko talaga.. di ko pinalalampas ang naruto.. parang di kumpleto araw ko pag di ako nakapanuod.. nasasabihan na nga ko ng dadi ko na-- ayan naruto ka na naman.. puro ka na lang naruto.. basta gustong gusto ko si kakashi sensei.. galing.. astig..

Bleach naman.. di ko to nasimulan eh.. kaya di ko pinapanood sa tv.. ang ginawa ko.. nanuod ako sa net ng mula sa simulang episode hangang sa current na episode.. ayos.. at dahil marathon ko nga na pinanuod.. pati tuloy sa panaginip ko.. nakita ko ang zanpaktou at may bankai na ko.. haha..

Haaay.. Wala akong mapili..
DORAEMON na lang..

Ayawko Gustoko (Round 1)

2008-06-11T12:23:00.007+08:00

Para sa bagong walang kwentang post na ito..

Ang round 1 ay sa pagitan ng...

TOOTHPASTE..

VS

Haaay.. ayaw na ayaw ko ata ang magtoothbrush nung bata..
Pero paglaki ko.. ayaw ko pa rin.. haha.. jowk lang.. syempre pagtanda mo conscious ka na..
May ganun talaga.. so brush brush na ng matindi.. haha..
Natry ko na ang dalawang to.. pero laking colgate ako so my pick COLGATE!!!
Dahil nga sa tagal ng colgate.. pati toothpaste ngayon ay tinatawag nang colgate..

Nene: Ale pabili nga po ng colgate.. yung close-up ah.. yung sachet.. sachet ho..
Ale: ok ineng..

Boyscout

2008-06-09T08:32:00.006+08:00

Ang anino ko..

huling namataan..

------> pagalagala sa isang debut..

At eto ang kwento..

Debut.. Debut.. Debut.. eto na naman, kainan na naman este pormal pormalan na naman.. hehe..

So aun nga.. ang friend ng kapatid ko ay nagcelebrate ng kanyang 18th birthday sa Pan Pacific sa Malate.. (malate pa un di ba?) ung malaking ballroom dun.. at syempre kainan yun, kailangan andun ako.. haha.. pero hindi.. kaya ako nasama kasi hindi papayagan ang sis ko na umuwi ng gabing gabi ng walang kasama kaya present ako with matching hands raised.. at di nyo lang naitatanong ano.. isa yan sa mga responsibilities ng pagiging mabuting kuya.. haha.. ako'y tularan.. kahanga hanga.. haha..

So aun.. second time ko na pumunta sa pan pacific (second pa lang..) and it brought back memories of the past.. dahil same place ng debut ng friend ng sis ko eh dun din nagcelebrate ng 18th birthday ang highschool friend ko.. mga 2nd year college ako nun.. and the place was still the same.. bumalik din tuloy sa akin ang alaala na kumanta ako sa harap ng maraming tao ng mga peborit na songs ng highschool friend ko (ayon sa akin peborit nya yan.. yan lang kasi kaya kong kantahin.. toinks..) gaya ng 'when i met you' at 'the way you look tonight' habang mejo sintunado ang first few lines dahil sa kaba at naalala ko rin na ang song number ko ay para lang magpahaba ng oras habang nagpapalit ng attire ang debutant.. sinabi yan ng mommy nya.. sana pinakanta na lang ako at di na un sinabi.. di ba..

Pero hindi pa yun ang kwento..

Eto pa lang ang tunay na kwento..

So aun nga.. mejo maaga kaming dumating kahit dapat nagstart na ang debut.. andami pa kasing inintay.. pasaway talaga mga girlfriends ng kapatid ko.. paligsahan sila kung sino ang mas late.. haaay.. pagpasok namin.. wow naka-coat lahat ng nakita ko.. di ako ready.. long sleeves and necktie lang ang suot ko.. si inday kasi hiniram ang coat ko para daw sa date nila ni boy.. ayan tuloy di ko nadala.. ---> jowk lang.. sige tawa.. haha..... pero ok lang naman kahit walang coat.. disente look naman ako..

Sa wakas.. dumating na ang mga hinihintay.. cute pala ang mga friends ng sis ko.. di ko kasi sila madalas makita.. nyweiz, aun na.. ang usual girly batian.. whaddup girlfriends.. a little shriek and then ang hindi mawawalang kiss, kiss, hug, hug..

Tapos eto ang malupit..

Nagstart na.. tinugon na ang prayer ko.. mejo kakagutom na kasi.. haha..

At eto ang ate ng debutant.. emergency emergency.. emergency daw.. kulang ang 18 roses.. may hindi dumating.. whatta.. impromptu.. asan si boyscout.. syempre ako un.. sige, go ako jan.. pambihira.. buti na lang ive been there.. ive been there at di na kailangan ng mga practice whatsoever.. pero ako lang talaga ang walang coat.. inisip ko na lang.. atleast standout ang lavender long-sleeves at ang purple necktie ko.. Grabe un.. nagulat talaga ko.. knowing na di pa kami nagkakaroon ng conversation not even once nung debutant tapos bigla akong nasa 18 roses.. well, nginitian ko na sya nung once ko syang makita sa haus pro di ba.. ni mere friends hindi tapos 18 roses.. ngak.. so after dinner.. ayan 18 roses na.. tinawag na name ko and nagdance kami.. kinausap ko na sya.. so at last un ang una naming conversation.. cguro pwede na rin kami tawaging friends ngayon.. mere friends.. haha..

Sa wakas.. natapos, busog, masaya, at umuwi..

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Sorry na, ah!

2008-06-05T04:52:00.002+08:00

A Good Apology forwarded by a friend who wouldn't do this..

The nerd.. haha..

Well, again a good apology has 3 parts.. can't imagine it has 3 parts.. thought it only has 2..

First is..
- I'm Sorry

Second is..
- It was my fault

And third..
_________ -----> the most important part that most people usually miss..

I'm Sorry, It was my fault
-:> Im sorry, said it many times to many people.. whether coming from the heart or just to ease out the tension.. Truth is I don't believe that its a hard thing to say, though sometimes, its a bit hard.. Those are just two words getting out of my mouth.. Saying sorry and sorry alone can mean that -- ok its my fault and ive done something wrong, or -- ok just to fix this thing you're so angry at, i might say sorry.. A common thing to do if you know you've done something wrong.. But how sure is that person you've wronged that you won't do it again.. That you are sincere enough to not do it over and over again..

That's when the third part comes..

I'm Sorry, It was my fault, and How can I make it right..
-:> Sounds complete to me.. A sorry with deepest sincerity would exert an effort to at least make it right.. We, the human race.. not all though.. but most i think.. never think of ways to make it right.. we just end everything by saying sorry.. ok, its my fault.. Slap me in the face if you want to.. hit me as hard as you can.. and all those things and things.. Thinking that it is enough.. but it is our very responsibility to look at what mistakes we did to someone and make it right.. Well, if you're thinking that by saying sorry and making it right is for the pleasure of the person you've wronged, that you humble yourself and swallow a bit of your pride.. Think again.. Actually, it is to your advantage that you're becoming a better person and that your character are being molded by the mistakes that you've done..

So, aim to become a better person.. and the future is bright..

-- Well, just a thought..

_END OF THIS NOSE BLEEDING ENTRY_

Don't cry baby girl..

2008-06-01T02:58:00.011+08:00

I was lookin at my graduation pics just now.. Then i stumble into this pic of a crying little girl.. . i think she's about 3 years old.. if not, maybe 3 1/2.. wild guess lang..

Pero kwento ko muna ang mga pangyayari bago ko kinunan ang baby girl na to..
-- Graduation day!! Gumising ako ng maaga.. syempre graduation day.. ayoko ma-late.. at ung friend ko pupunta rin sa bahay para sabay kami magpagupit sa mga mumurahin na salon sa tabi tabi.. trim lang, sandaling sandali lang un para fresh lang ng konti ang look..

Actually, first time ng friend ko magpagupit sa salon.. my sarili kasi syang barbero.. mommy nya.. haha.. libre pa.. at sabi nya kasi natatakot sya sa bading.. (courtesy of my classmate na nagbrainwash sa kanya na nanghihipo daw bigla ang mga un sa private parts.. sabi ko naman.. wala pa naman akong na-e-experience na ganun.. at di naman nila kukunin ang private part mo.. wag ka maniwala dun.. kaya lang mejo madaldal lang talaga sila at times..)

So, pagkatapos ng haircut.. balik sa bahay para magready.. after magready.. umalis na kaming dalawa..

*At dito nagsisimula ang istorya..*

Pagbaba namin ng bahay, tumawag agad ako ng pedicab..

At isang pedicab ang dumating..

Ayan na nga.. papalapit na ang pedicab..

Tapos..

Parang ayoko na sumakay sa pedicab na dumating.. alam nyo kung bakit..

-- kasi payat na babae ung driver.. mga 16-18 yrs old cguro.. (guess lang uli.. rough estimate based on looks and weight.. hehe..) pero walang choice kasi nagmamadali na rin kami.. to make the story short.. aun.. sumakay kami.. sabi ko.. España nga po.. dun kami sasakay papunta sa venue ng grad..

Pagpasok ko sa pedicab.. Waaaaaah.. may bata.. umiiyak na bata.. gusgusin at halatang kakagising lang.. (di naman sa nangmamata ako.. pero syempre bagong ligo ako.. jowk lang.. pero indi nga.. naawa ako syempre.. katapat ko pa sya..)

Umandar na ang pedicab at halata ko mejo nahihirapan si ate sa humps.. (ilan rin un..) so tinanong ko xa.. sabi ko-- ate kaya nyo pa po ba.. (balak ko sana sya palitan..) sabi nya-- oo kaya to.. so, Ok.. Pero si crying little girl iyak pa rin ng iyak.. tapos di pa xa humahawak sa mga handrail o kaya sa gilid gilid.. Kaya naman naisipan ko sya kuhaan ng pic.. kasi ang weird lang ng experience.. Babae na payat ung driver tpos ung anak nya umiiyak sa loob.. what a sight di ba!

Tapos eto naman kami.. parang mga babysitter.. sabi namen.. baby, dont cry.. stop crying na.. hold here oh.. (sorry ah.. english talaga eh..) tapos sinabi ng friend ko.. ay si marimar.. sabay turo sa labas.. hmmmmm.. aun lang pala.. tumigil na xa sa pagiyak at hinanap sa labas si marimar.. at dahil dumudungaw sya sa may driver's seat sa labas ng pedicab.. nasiko sya ng mommy nya.. Ouch.. napuruhan ata.. balik iyak na naman sya..

-- at eto ang di ko malilimutan--

So, aun.. umiyak uli xa.. at eto na.. habang umiiyak xa.. nakikita ko ang umiipon na laway sa nakanganga nyang bunganga.. (sa isip isip ko.. -- laway subukan mo lang mahulog sa black pants ko.. at di kita tatantanan..) at aun na nga.. tumulo na nga.. di ako nakaiwas kasi siksikan din kaming dalawa sa upuan.. ok na ang isa.. at inisip ko na lang na nagtoothbrush si crying little girl kagabi.. ngunit sinundan pa ito ng pangalawa at pangatlo.. wow.. basa na black pants ko.. at saan ako pupunta.. saan pa.. edi sa graduation ko.. pinunasan ko na lang paglabas namin sa pedicab..

Haaaay.. kung pinaplano lang kasi ang pagkakaroon ng baby.. hindi naman cguro ito puro lang saya.. syempre may consequences din after ng saya.. sana maging responsible lang talaga.. lalu na kung alam mo naman na di ka pa financially stable.. gugutumin mo lang ang anak mo.. at anung future ang bibigay mo sa kanya.. tagapagmana ng pedicab mo.. dowana be rude u know.. kaya lang.. di ba.. may point naman.. so plan it well.. d best way you can..

kaya nga ako pagdating sa.. (uhm.. cge next time na to.. mahaba na ata masyado..)

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Wahahahaha..

2008-05-29T09:45:00.007+08:00

Jowk #1..

Outing ng isang barkada:

Girl1: (pababa ng pool)

Girl2: ui, cgurado ko lulutang ka..

Girl1: bakit naman? kasi payat ako?

Girl2: inde................. kasi plastic ka eh..

Jowk #2..

Studyante: Sir, kamusta po grades ko?

Teacher: Aba! Iha, maganda! Kasing ganda ng buhok mo!

Studyante: talaga po?! Wow naman!!!

Teacher: Oo iha.. Parang hair mo!

Bagsak!

Jowk #3..

Kumatok ang isang ahente sa bahay..

Pagbukas ni misis ng pinto,

agad pumasok ang ahente

at ikinalat sa sahig ang ebak ng kabayo!

AHENTE: Mam, pag hindi nalinis ng "vacuum cleaner" ko ang kalat, kakainin ko ang mga yan..

MISIS: ay sira ulo ka! umpisahan mo na ang pagkain nyan at "brown out" kami ngayon..

Jowk #4..

Son to dying father:

"Itay, ano po ba ang gusto nyo, magpalibing ba o magpa-cremate?"

AMA:

"Ikaw na ang bahala anak, i-surprise mo na lang ako.."

Jowk #5..

Naglakad si lola ng hubo't hubad sa harap ni lolo..

Lolo: anu ba yang damit mo??! Gusot gusot?!!

Lola: anukaba, yan ang uso ngaun, skin pa lang damit na!!!

_END_

Chillz anyone?

2008-05-27T19:17:00.006+08:00

haha.. kwento ko lang..

Palabas ng bahay mood: Masaya.. Cool na cool..
Pagbalik ng bahay mood: Inis.. Human armalite.. (makahawak lang ako ng itak!)

One time lumabas ako ng bahay kasama sis ko para pumunta ng ministop.. late na nun, mga 11:30 pm na.. nakakagutom kasi at nagpapabili din si dadi ng peanut butter.. so nagministop kami den humanap ng pwedeng i-order na food.. bumili sis ko ng chillz (dalawa un.. milo and nescafe na parang semi-ice form) milo inorder nya pero wala ako sa counter nun.. tumitingin ako ng snacks.. pagdating ko sa counter nakita ko ung plastic cup nya tapos tinanong ko kung milo or ung nescafe.. sabi nya milo.. so sabi ko, sige order mo rin ako ung large (regular lang kasi ung kanya..)

*at eto na ang mga sumunod na pangyayari..*

Nauna akong kumuha ng milo na expected ko nagyeyelo yelo.. so, ayan lakad ng kaunti tapos sahod ng cup.. pagpress down ko aba tunaw na ang tumutulo sa plastic cup ko.. asan na ang nagyeyelo yelong milo.. sabi ng sis ko-- tunaw na talaga.. sabi ko-- wala kang sinasabi.. sabi ng sis ko-- di ko ba nasabi.. sabi ko-- wala.. kung alam kong tunaw di na sana ako nagorder..

After nun hanap agad ako ng store crew.. tinanong ko xa kung pwedeng papalitan nung isa kc ung nescafe ice di pa tunaw.. sabi ng crew-- sir di po pwede kc ini-inventory po yan.. (nagulat ako sa aking narinig at nagisip.. at sinong tanga ang nag-iinventory ng liquid or kahit anong semi-ice form..) in the first place kaya nga nila tinutunaw kasi lilinisin na nila.. sabi ko sa kapatid ko mahirap iinventory un, paano nila iniinventory to..

nagtanong uli ako sa isang crew na kakalabas lang sa storage room.. sabi ko-- kuya baka pwede naman papalitan to ng nescafe na lang.. di nyo naman kasi sinabi na tunaw na.. sabi nya-- sir di po pwede eh, iniinventory po kasi yan.. tinanong ko-- paano nyo iniinventory to.. wala.. nagbingi bingihan..

Lets say isang kilong powder ng milo is good for a certain gallons of water.. maiinventory mo lang xa kung controlled mo ung mga kumukuha.. indi naman pare pareho ang kuha ng mga bumibili kasi self service un.. or baka ang gusto nya sabihin ay ung plastic cup nakainventory.. eh hindi naman ako humihingi ng bagong plastic cup.. sabi ko same cup na rin ang gamitin..

Haaaay labo talaga.. pero wala rin akong nagawa.. lumabas ako ng ministop na inis na inis.. sana nagtimpla na lang ako ng milo sa bahay namin.. mas masarap pa..

_END_

McDota na!

2008-05-24T19:30:00.005+08:00

Isang pagbabalik tanaw..

The times nga naman.. maxadong mabilis..

Minsan na lang kami magkita kita ng barkada..

GAME? -- GAME!

Bigla ko na lang naalala ung sinabi ng friend ko bout dota.. Napablog tuloy ako.. wala naman kcng magawa..

-- Ang mga sumusunod ay txt messages.. --

Friend na iba:(nagtext sakin) ano san ka ngaun..

Ako: school.. (pero totoo.. outside the school grounds..)

Friend na iba: xenxa na ah.. late ko na natxt na namove ung date ng pagclaim ng grad pic.. sa May __ na daw..

Ako: Ok lang.. no prob.. miss ko na rin naman friends ko kaya ako pumunta..

Friend na iba: nagdodota ka no..

Ako: huh? pano mo nalaman.. (my esp xa sa malayong malayo.. astig!!)

--Eto na ang quotable quote nya..--

Friend na iba: Alam mo kasi pag ang lalaki excited pumasok ng school.. ay, magdodota un..

Ako: (nasabi ko na lang..) SAPUL..

(takenote: di ako adik ah.. newbie lang.. hihi..)

_END_

Children.. BEHAVE!

2008-05-24T02:49:00.007+08:00

Ano ang cool gawin sa loob ng fitting room.. (sa akin lang naman..)

Mag fit ng damit at..

Eto...

Eto pa..

... i-ready ang camera phone at magpicture taking.. haha..

Pero minsan lang naman.. ahihi..

Homer Simpson VS Crayon Shin-Chan

2008-05-22T23:55:00.001+08:00

So 13 days na ang lumipas after grad.. ganun kami kalate magraduation.. (marami kasing pasaway eh.. tulad na lang ng prof namen na a week before grad dun lang nagpass ng gradesheet.. utang na loob pa namen na nagpass xa.. haaaay..)

At eto ang isang engkwentro...

Newly grad ako.. as expected naghahanap ako ng pahinga.. So nagpaalam ako sa parents ko before pa ang graduation na magrerest muna ako kahit 1 month lang before magstart ng job hunt.. Feeling ko kasi di ko na maeenjoi ang mahabang pahinga pag may work na..

Sabi ni mami: Ok..

Sabi ni dadi: Ok.. (pero kunwari lang)

Akala ko Ok lang talaga hanggang dumating ang isang enkwentro..

Isang araw.. ako'y gumising mula sa mahabang tulog.. (hapon na at El Cuerpo na.. FYI.. hindi ako nanonood nun kundi si mami..) Xempre gutom.. at ang automatic response.. kumain..
Pumunta ako sa sa ref at binuksan.. wala akong nakitang laman na snacks or kahit anung ready to eat..

At ito ang mga sumunod na pangyayari..

Sabi ko: Anu ba yan wala man lang kalamanlaman ang ref-- bagong gising mode: Inis
(Sinabi ko un in a way na parang kinakausap ang sarili..)

Dadi: (akala ko tulog.. aba.. biglang nagsalita..)

Sabi nya: Walang laman, walang laman, eh ikaw nga dapat naglalaman nyan eh..

Sabi ko: Ay, hindi nako gutom..

_END_

Waaah.. I feel bad..

2008-05-22T10:13:00.000+08:00

The end of loud mouth banging moment..

Sinong na K.O.???

Katatapos lang namin magsagutan ng dadi ko.. haha.. very early in the morning..
dahil sa american idol.. Panu nagriring ung phone..
kasabay ng pag-announce ng winner sa AI..
In short.. di ko sinagot.. Ayown.. pinagalitan nko at sinigawan.. Nagmamalaki na daw ako at hindi na daw ako sumsunod sa inuutos skin.. Muntik pa ibatok sakin ung remote.. Haaay, umalis na lang ako sa crime scene para tahimik na.. In short.. nag-blog ako..

My Inbox's first ten msgs..

2008-05-22T02:26:00.000+08:00

Msg from-- Aubs nee-chan:

Dodong: pare anong pulutan nyo kahapon sa birthday mo?

Empoy: PATA

Dodong: WOW, anong klaseng pata?

Empoy: PATA-galan ng kwento! Lang pera eh.

Msg from-- Josh:

LOLA: iho, tulungan mo ako..
isa akong prinsesa..
akoy sinumpa..
kung akoy iyong gagahasain,
babalik ako sa maganda kong anyo
at tuluyan nang mapuputol
ang sumpa..

Makaraan ang ilang saglit..

LALAKI: yan, tapos na!!
bakit di ka pa nagpapalit ng anyo?

LOLA: Ilan taon ka na iho?

LALAKI: 24 po..

LOLA: yan! tanda mong yan naniniwala ka pa sa fairytales?!

1point!

Msg from-- Omzi:

.. Imagine a gay coaching a basketball team:

"Keber sa mga chakang julaban, just focus...
We cannot afford to Luz Valdez.
Getlakin nyo ung last freethrow.
Windangin yung mga chenes na julaban.
Kailangan malorka cla ah.
Kabugin ang mga itey.
Go for the goldilacks to d highest level mga chorva!
Shala tau compared sa kanila.
Gowlalu mga frendships.
Make ur mama proud!
Oh! tara group hug na!!!"

Msg from-- Joizee:

Friends
are
major
reasons
why we
continue
goin thru life.

That's
why,

a life
without
friends

is like
a pair of boobs
with no
nipples...

POINTLESS.

Msg from-- Owee boi:

Minsan
d mo
maiwasan
mapalapit
sa taong
nagpaparamdam
sayo

tapos
bigla
ka na lang
nahulog skanya

pero nahulog
ka ba dahil
mahal
mo xa
o nahulog
ka dahil
kaylangan
mo xa
mahalin
dahil alam
mong mahal
ka nya?

Msg from-- Guia:

minsan,
may bumatok
sken

sabay sabi..
"matauhan ka nga!
indi ikaw ang mahal niya
at d ka mamahalin nun!"

Nasabi ko na lang:
So dapat talaga may batok?!

Msg from-- Denvie:

Ang batang masunurin,

Hihingi ng pera!!!

Msg from-- Guia:

The brain of shit people has two sides:

The LEFT side where there is nothing right,

&

The RIGHT side where there is nothing left..

Msg from-- Jela:

Sometimes, what drives one away is not the absence of emotion,

but the overwhelming presence of it..

Msg from-- Josh:

GIRL: Excuse me handsome,
you look a lot like somebody..

BOY: Who?

GIRL: My next boyfriend..

BOY: Oh, im sorry but that can't be..

GIRL: Why?

BOY: I already have a boyfriend..

Goodbye..

2008-05-19T00:45:00.000+08:00

It really is one of the hardest (well, for me at least) to say goodbye college life.. not much that i wanted to stay there longer but the memories are just hard to let go..

I remember entering the university and all i can think of is finishing it.. Finish a course and make a career out of it.. but when you're near the end of it.. you just don't want it to end..

Well, one of the reasons are the friends I've made.. I remember just bout 2 weeks ago when me and a friend(classmate) went to school to pass some requirements before graduating.. after passing it.. we went to eat and started a conversation about the food we're eating then suddenly we started reminiscing our college life.. the laugh trips, gimiks, eat outs, and those silly things we've done.. Such happy moments that are impossible to forget..

But then reality strikes.. My family needs me.. To be specific.. My family needs the money I'll earn.. Hehe.. So, i might as well say -- 'College Life' -- SAYONARA!!

IKEA.. Funny Ad..

2008-05-16T03:56:00.000+08:00

Whew.. that's a big one..

Coke Commercial... Angel & Demon...

2008-05-16T03:41:00.000+08:00

A coca-cola TVC aired in the Philippines recently..

Not much of a soda fan but this one's good..

hehe..

Funny Chewing Gum Commercial..

2008-05-15T04:58:00.000+08:00

I saw a funny Chiclet Commercial from Thailand..

Good for sons with large moms.. hehe..

The kind of thinker I am...

2008-05-15T04:06:00.000+08:00

Your Thinking is Abstract and Random

You are flexible, adaptable, and creative.

There's many ways that you can learn - and you're up for any of them.

You relate well to other people, and you do well working in groups.

You can help people communicate together and work with each other's strengths.

You don't work well with people who are competitive or adversarial.

You prefer to work toward a common goal... not toward conflicting goals.

What Kind of Thinker Are You?

A late mother's day greeting..

2008-05-12T16:25:00.000+08:00

Mom..

Honestly, i really can't find the right definition of a mother except that she bore me in this world and that she is a female.. and the rest is based on our own experiences of motherhood she has given..

Well for me, my mom is..

1. My thoughtful alarm.. coz she's the one waking me up when my alarm clock has failed me.. even if its just going to school.. hate it but i need to.. hehe..

2. My First Aid Megaphone.. like shouting at my carelessness while mending the scratch i got after playing..

3. My first baby talk teacher.. achuchuchuchu.. amemememe.. kuchikuchikuchi.. ahbebeku.. she taught me that people do talk in a way babies can't understand.. weird when she do that to other babies.. it was like a weird thinking that shes talking to me that way when i was a baby..

4. My Well of Encouragement.. Failures and problems do come in our lives.. and nobody is exempted.. So at times when failures are unbearable i just go to that well and encouragement is overflowing..

5. Devoted Maid, i mean, MOM.. Family is first in the list.. Breakfast.. Dinner.. Laundry.. Cleaning.. and all that stuff.. aw.. but im helping at times.. hehe..

6. A monster turning fairy and a fairy turning monster.. she knows when itll be trouble and say no.. and knows when to say yes if its just alright.. applicable at certain things and many times I dont understand it.. like parties and night hangouts..

7. She's an abstract test questionnaire.. my mom have so many facial expressions.. i just knew that shes angry by just looking at her face.. best thing to do.. start apologizing.. just don't let her start talking coz it would be a nightmare..

Well, she also has the expression of
-- dont do that or else...................... that's a threat obviously and its up to you what to do.. seeing her face like that when i was a kid, makes me behave like a baby koala..

Another of her expressions is when im bugging her to buy me something.. First, she shakes her head meaning its a NO.. and the facial expression that goes like.. -- my answer is no and dont you dare make me repeat that again.............. amazing that she can say that message without uttering a word..

8. My Voltes V.. you don't wanna mess with me or her laser sword will get you.. haha..

9. My Wallet.. She's been the source of my allowance for many years..

10. My Mi Amor..
For everything she has done.. Priceless..

I know its a bit third grader.. hehe.. but she's the greatest.. what am i without a MOM.. and Johnny Bravo would agree..

Happy Mother's day mom..

1st Class Cheater!!!

2008-05-06T22:25:00.001+08:00

Cheating in exams is the best exercise for your reflexes.

Your eyes are rolling to see the answer sheet of your seatmate..

Your ears should be attentive even to the softest whispers to get what your seatmate is saying..

Your neck is stretched either ways to search for clues..

Your hand writes very fast of the answer you’ve got..

Your feet kicks the chair of your classmate to let him/her know that you want to copy..

Finally, your heart beats 10x faster when you have passed your paper and realized that your seatmate answered Set A and yours are Set B..

- Anonymous

Disadvantages of cheating on exams based on personal experience and others too:

1. You don't learn anything... but to exercise your reflexes...

2. Its hard to cheat when the professor is looking... as in looking in front of your paper...

3. Time is up... and your seatmate is not yet finish copying the answers from his other seatmate... so you'll end up with a blank exam paper...

4. You'll lose your sense of studying... awful but true...

5. After knowing the result... You'll blame your seatmate who helped you for giving wrong answers... and ask him to return the P100 you paid...

6. You have a big future in Politics...

7. You could be the next President of the Philippines...

8. You'll depend all your life on those people who are good enough to study...

9. You're on your own... They're all angry at you... No one will let you cheat next time coz you always got higher grades than they do...

10. I think, you'll have a future job at the casino nearest you...

11. You'll definitely graduate as long as you're determined... but I don't know when or how long...

Well, life's full of cheating.. i mean learning.. yeah, learning.. learning..

END!!!

I Miss U - defined

2008-05-05T14:46:00.001+08:00

-- its when u didn't see each other for a long time.. And when u see each other.. You'll say I miss U.. Because that's the way everybody's doing it..

-- Its when you want to shot a person or thing with your gun with the last bullet in it, in a forest unknown to you, and you missed it..

-- Its when u accidentally say Ms. to a person who looks like a woman but is a man and you don't have an idea that he was until the very time he utter a word..

-- Its when you say Hi to the Ms.Universe.. Ngek..

-- Its when your name is Aymis Yu..

Ngak.. wahahaha.. yoko na nga.. korni na.. hahaha..

First Entry In Da Haus..

2008-05-04T23:44:00.000+08:00

This is my first entry and its all about me..

Three Things.. and all about anything..

3 things that scares me

1 Blood

2 Flying cockroach

3 Hell

- Where can I put MOM?

3 things I crave

1 Pizza

2 Pasta and Garlic Bread

3 Super cool shake

3 things I have done lately

1 Change bad habits, still strugglin bout it

2 Eat, sleep and surf the net

3 Sleep early-er! Don't take naps I think.

3 Things I love

1 God

2 Family

3 With friends like them - I LOVE IT!!! They make life easy..

3 Things I hate

1 Pollution & Traffic

2 Friendly Snake

3.1 Super heat of the sun that burns my inner organs

3.2 Those who mess with my family.. a a.. you just dont do that..

3 things I can't do

1 Ski in Manila

2 Get pregnant and bear child and breast feed - unyieldingly true!

3 Suicide

3 things I wish I am

1 Computer genius.. in any part of it.. (like my dad bill.. haha..)

2 Tennis player

3 bout 5 inches taller

3 things I dream of having

1 My own TV network.. woah.. aim high Pinoy!

2 House as big as Burj Al Arab

3 Tennis player son.. again.. frustrations..

3 things I don't understand

1 Human Life

2 How can insects crawl in the ceiling

3 Why am I slow??? literally slow...

3 things on my desk

1 Comp

2 Pen

3 Cel

3 things I'm doing right now

1 Hating the heat, too much!

2 Thinking of someone unspecial

3 Live life like a civilized nomad

3 things I want to change

1 My Laziness

2 Myself

3 Education system in the country

3 things I want to do before I die

1 Trip around the world

2 Make everyone happy

3 Touch Lives atleast 2. hahaha..

3 things I can do

1 Drink water b4 I get dehydrated

2 Fart - absolutely!

3 I can type with my head facing up.. really..

3 ways to describe my personality

1 I can't & don't know why!

2 Diverse - yes, parang culture!

3 Closely related to a monkey!

3 things I learned from life

1 Its not easy

2 Its expensive to learn

3 Its not bad at all

3 things I haven’t done for years

1 Sleep early

2 Visit my Old Shool

3 Cry

3 things that I can't do before

1 Have a pic.. hate picture taking.. but not nymore..

2 resist the temptation of chocolates and sodas.. but not nymore.. haha..

3 Be thankful of what Im blessed

"We cannot achieve our wildest dreams by remaining who we are."

- John Maxwel

Go first entry.. You can do it..